Perils of the Musical Journey

This is my system for music: I find new music I like either over the raido or through Pandora (By the way, just a note: don't do drugs.) then I listen to it in Youtube and then I put it in my Playlist.

Issues with this are: Pandora plays music similar to the track you pick but not the same. So I end up wading through music thats okay but not what sings to me for days and days, then my hours are used up and I resort to just listening to whats already in my playlist.

When I go onto Youtube I always try to find a music video for it. problem is that SOME songs have REALLY BAD music videos. I don't mean bad quality (well that too) but bad morals. Like I really like the song "One Night in Bangkok" by Vinyl Shakerz. But the music video is... 4 minutes of Porn, with good music. Stuff like that doesnt keep me from adding them to my playlist, but it sure aint cool. I have other examples, but you know you know music vids like that too.

Then I put it on Playlist: Great Site!!! I love that site. But there are a few issues. Like the fact that I overuse playlist.com so much that I know all the songs by heart and the novelty wears off faster than the novelty of 0f T@LK|/\/ G L|K3 T|-| |5. (Ive heard its called the MySpace language 0_o).

We have an Alien Invasion on our hands.

And Im not talking about Mexicans here! Our movie industry is being comsumed by aliens!!!
Green Lantern
Battleship
Cowboys & Aliens
Skyline
Battle L.A.
Superman
Super 8
Transformers
Thor
Avatar
The Darkest Hour
District 9
Knowing
Mars Needs Moms
Megamind
Monsters
Paul
Planet 51
Predators
Race to Witch Mountain
Star Trek
The Fourth Kind
and Wall-E

These are all from the last 2.5 years and the majority did very well in theaters. Why are we so hyped up about aliens right now?

It Just Ain't Fair!!

Life isn't necessarily fair. Liberals are all about  maintaining fairness and they take it to the point of being unreasonable. Being fair is great. But lets be reasonable! These groups (often Liberal) take large measures to bring fairness not just to everyone but everyTHING.

A past blog post talked about the Delta Smelt and how these groups shut down people's farms to "save" this tiny minnow-like fish. Now I say that is taking things too far! Im up for fairness, most conservatives are! But I and others like me try and hope for a government that maintains as much fairness as possible without hurting the nation or losing their reason.

Think about it: Animal Rights Activists, Vegans (and people like them), Extreme Environmentalists, Socialists/Communists, advocates for the  "distribution of the wealth", hippies and even evolutionists (note most of these groups are primarily or solely liberal) all can be drawn to being based around equality and fairness. Humanity obviously has a desire and a struggle to maintain an equilibrium and peace between everyone and apparently now, everything.

Unfortunately mankind is just not able to function with a system that would provide that.

Attempts to keep everyone "fair" only allows for countless holes for Corruption and Manipulation. Thats how Stalin and Lenin Operated and even Hitler. A system (like Communism) was developed to provide universial fairness to each individual. Well when you are operating the system you can easily pop up and twist the system to do your will rather than the people's.

The Pattern in History as Marx put it is that there are exploiters and the alienated (the exploited). Although Marx did not realize that there are always exploiters and the alienated in any government.  In Marx's ideal government it had the perfect opportunities for the people keeping other people in fairness to rise up and become the exploiters. Just like what happened during the French Revolution with Robspierre.

The Exploiters NEVER leave, they just take different forms. In Capitalism the exploiters are the CEOs and the corporate fat cats. But the Nice thing about Capitalism is that the greed of all the exploiters keeps the whole system in relative check and ensures that the exploited aren't as exploited as they would be otherwise. So because the very thing that exploits the exploited is kept in check by competing exploiters, Capitalism is still the best system we can use that we know of.

D'OH!

Well there I go again hurting myself. my back, again. I had a failed attempt at a jump off a trampoline into a 3foot deep pool and pegged my head at the bottom. Scary thing! I managed to stand up out of the water but then none of my non-automatic functions worked. I couldnt move my legs nor my arms or mouth or anything, I just could stand. My friend Bryan helped me to the side of the pool. I eventually regained control of my functions but it was scary. I couldnt even move my mouth to spit out the water in my throat and mouth, I couldnt breathe. Anyways when I hit the bottom I damaged my upper back. So... ehh. Fortunately it wasnt as bad as my lower back injury and I found myself dancing to "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga with my siblings, so Im hoping ill be okay. It really hurts... Charlie.

Needless to say it was kinda a D'oh! Moment even though I couldnt talk.

I like my Bawls, leave the Cherry... LOL

Yes, I had bawls last night. They arent bad, but the cherry flavour sucks. If you don't know Bawls is an energy drink. I usually dont drink energy drinks at all, but I saw the bottles and was like... "dibs"! Other stupid energy drink names:

 Mana Energy Potion (geeks get it), Mamajuana, Obama Energy (I kid you not its real), Pimpjuice, Rehab, C-4 Explosive (they make it look like a firework!).  Im sure there is more but this is what I found, these made me just LOL in my room. Either it was those or the Bawls im drinking. Speaking of LOL, everytime someone says LOL think of this face
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Look hard at it for a while and EVERYTIME someone says LOL think of that face and you will at least smile. (Thanks, Aimee)

Youtube Commenting gone Bananas

RANT! I am soooo tired of going onto youtube and EVERY music video has some stupid kid that is like "The dislike bar is bigger than Justin Beiber's dick" or "This artist should have a quadrillion more views than JB" or something along those lines. EVERY MUSIC VIDEO!!!!!! I do not exaggerate, spend a day on youtube and just look at all the songs you love, I almost guarantee there will be at least one JB comment. Its soooo annoying. Justin Beiber isnt good enough to deserve a comment on every video. And if there isnt a JB comment there is some stupid, callow and pathetic Religious or Political argument. And if I call one of those pathetic then you better know it is.

Fun Fact: (actually its kinda...idk find your own word) Mosquitoes are attracted to Bananas. If you have banana in your blood you will be choice number one for the little buggers! Don't bring bananas to camping trips. I must have had banana starburst or something because I went to the Tetons a few weeks ago and I was covered in bites!!!

Ak Bars Kazan and Burritos

Ak Bars Kazan (Russian: Ак Барс Казань, Tatar Cyrillic: Ак Барс Казан, Latin: Aq Bars Qazan, English: Kazan Snow Leopards) is a professional ice hockey team based in Kazan, in the Republic of Tatarstan, a federal subject of the Russian Federation. They are currently playing in the Kontinental Hockey League (KHL).

The team's name, Ak Bars, is derived from the official symbol of Tatarstan, translated as Snow Leopard, a traditional symbol which has its origins with the Barsil, one of the Tatar tribes.

The Random Article thing on wikipedia ROCKS! hahahaha so this is my special random article that came up when I pressed that oh so beautiful button.  

So yesterday my girlfriend and I were holding hands. I am blessed with a good amount of Mexican(o) blood in me and she is quite white. So she looked at our hands and is like "Im so white!!" and I said "We go together like... beans and sour cream in a burrito." Now ain't that just the most romantic thing you've ever heard right? Well what are some funny, cheesy, or outright stupid things you have said to a lover, a friend, boss or whoever?