Unified by the grace of Chicken

"Jews cant eat pork, Muslims cant eat beef, but we all love chicken!" ~Homer Simpson

 Why cant there be a unification or a peace of Muslims, Jews and Christians in the Middle East? Well I have two theories that to me make that clear.

According to the story of Abraham, Abraham's oldest son Ishmael and Ishmael's mother, Hagar, were sent away from the family, and Abraham's other son. born of his favored wife, was Issac. The boys hated each other in the end and since then the two ethnic groups have always been fighting.

According to the Muslim Quran, the Muslims must "kill the infidels" and the Jews have pestered them more than anyone else of an opposing religion. Also they are next door neighbors so it makes it easier. Hence
(Radical) Muslims want to kill the Jews.