D'OH!

Well there I go again hurting myself. my back, again. I had a failed attempt at a jump off a trampoline into a 3foot deep pool and pegged my head at the bottom. Scary thing! I managed to stand up out of the water but then none of my non-automatic functions worked. I couldnt move my legs nor my arms or mouth or anything, I just could stand. My friend Bryan helped me to the side of the pool. I eventually regained control of my functions but it was scary. I couldnt even move my mouth to spit out the water in my throat and mouth, I couldnt breathe. Anyways when I hit the bottom I damaged my upper back. So... ehh. Fortunately it wasnt as bad as my lower back injury and I found myself dancing to "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga with my siblings, so Im hoping ill be okay. It really hurts... Charlie.

Needless to say it was kinda a D'oh! Moment even though I couldnt talk.

I like my Bawls, leave the Cherry... LOL

Yes, I had bawls last night. They arent bad, but the cherry flavour sucks. If you don't know Bawls is an energy drink. I usually dont drink energy drinks at all, but I saw the bottles and was like... "dibs"! Other stupid energy drink names:

 Mana Energy Potion (geeks get it), Mamajuana, Obama Energy (I kid you not its real), Pimpjuice, Rehab, C-4 Explosive (they make it look like a firework!).  Im sure there is more but this is what I found, these made me just LOL in my room. Either it was those or the Bawls im drinking. Speaking of LOL, everytime someone says LOL think of this face
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Look hard at it for a while and EVERYTIME someone says LOL think of that face and you will at least smile. (Thanks, Aimee)

Youtube Commenting gone Bananas

RANT! I am soooo tired of going onto youtube and EVERY music video has some stupid kid that is like "The dislike bar is bigger than Justin Beiber's dick" or "This artist should have a quadrillion more views than JB" or something along those lines. EVERY MUSIC VIDEO!!!!!! I do not exaggerate, spend a day on youtube and just look at all the songs you love, I almost guarantee there will be at least one JB comment. Its soooo annoying. Justin Beiber isnt good enough to deserve a comment on every video. And if there isnt a JB comment there is some stupid, callow and pathetic Religious or Political argument. And if I call one of those pathetic then you better know it is.

Fun Fact: (actually its kinda...idk find your own word) Mosquitoes are attracted to Bananas. If you have banana in your blood you will be choice number one for the little buggers! Don't bring bananas to camping trips. I must have had banana starburst or something because I went to the Tetons a few weeks ago and I was covered in bites!!!

Ak Bars Kazan and Burritos

Ak Bars Kazan (Russian: Ак Барс Казань, Tatar Cyrillic: Ак Барс Казан, Latin: Aq Bars Qazan, English: Kazan Snow Leopards) is a professional ice hockey team based in Kazan, in the Republic of Tatarstan, a federal subject of the Russian Federation. They are currently playing in the Kontinental Hockey League (KHL).

The team's name, Ak Bars, is derived from the official symbol of Tatarstan, translated as Snow Leopard, a traditional symbol which has its origins with the Barsil, one of the Tatar tribes.

The Random Article thing on wikipedia ROCKS! hahahaha so this is my special random article that came up when I pressed that oh so beautiful button.  

So yesterday my girlfriend and I were holding hands. I am blessed with a good amount of Mexican(o) blood in me and she is quite white. So she looked at our hands and is like "Im so white!!" and I said "We go together like... beans and sour cream in a burrito." Now ain't that just the most romantic thing you've ever heard right? Well what are some funny, cheesy, or outright stupid things you have said to a lover, a friend, boss or whoever?

My Watch Grew Wings and My Back Hurt

Whoa! I finally rediscovered the blog. Its good to be here again. I left a few months ago and just never came back. I have now returned, changed the name and lets see how long I last this time! ^_^

My back actually did get injured though. I got a herniated disk a few months ago... at age 16. No bueno.
Several factors led to this:
1. I helped two people move in a single day
2. I bench pressed 30lbs more than I am used to on that same day (stupid)
3. I ran 7(ish) miles on that same day
4. Me and My friend Paul tried to find out who could pick up the biggest piece of deadfall in the forest...on that same day.
Im sure there were other factors but that about did it. I damaged a disk. Ill tell you what it hurts!!! But Im back, and lets kick off with a little Merengue   (how do you pronounce that!?)